Let's Start With "Drunk German Man Falls Out Pub Window" And Go From There

Best Line From A Detroit Zoom Court Hearing, "You Got Some Pants On, Officer?"

Florida Man Smashes 80 Halloween Pumpkins At Target 'Cause Facebook Made Him Mad

Assume There's Always A Camera Watching, Even When You Drive To The Middle Of Nowhere To Set Your Own Car On Fire For The Insurance

All He Wore To the Fight Was A Baseball Cap & A Speedo

"Oh, The Sign Says "Absolutely NO Drugs Allowed," I Read That Wrong"

Ever Wondered How Big Your Funeral Will Be? This Guy Couldn't Wait To Find Out.

Michael Jackson Arrested For Stealing A Truck In Kansas

Twenty-Somethings Steal 200 Stuffed Animals From Amusement Park

Man Faked Blindness For 53 Years To Claim Disability, Now He's Seen The Light

This Guy's One Demand To End 4-Hour Armed Stand-Off Was A DQ Blizzard

Florida Man Arrested For Hitting Someone With A Cheeseburger In Drive-By Burgering

Grandpa Robs Store So He Can Join His Grandson In Prison

Why Are Police In England Looking For Morgan Freeman? Wait, There's ANOTHER Morgan Freeman?

When You Break Into The Home Of An MMA Fighter, You Get What You Deserve

"Hey, ChatGPT, Can I Go To Jail For This Crime? Asking For A Friend"

Robbery Suspect Walks Into The Shot Of TV Crew Covering The Robbery Suspect

If You Call Your Hubby To Come Get You When You Get A DUI, Make Sure He's Not Drunk Too

Can You Outrun A Police Horse? Neigh.

Target Shoplifter Ramps It Up A Notch By Swallowing His Stash